Warm Weather Rules

It's getting warmer outside so that means yall bout to come out the house looking a MESS.  Yall need some warm weather rules.

1. No lacefronts.  It's too hot to be wearing full wigs.  Besides, doesn't your hair sweat under that thing?
2. Get a pedicure.  The only thing worse than a naked toenail is an ashy foot.  Which leads me to number 3. 
3. Lotion up.  You should have brown skin not gray.
4. No cheeks.  I don't care how warm it is outside or how skinny you are, I shouldn't see butt cheeks.  Guys, this goes for yall as well.
5. Fellas, no timbs in the summer time!  Those are boots...for snow...not sandy beaches. 
6. Please don't have your babies running around in a pamper and no shirt.  Have some dignity, at least put a baby wife beater on them.
7. My fellow big girls, I know we wanna look cute this summer as well BUT this weather is not an excuse to wear clothes 2 sizes too small.
8. Deodorant.  If you don't do this every damn day, stop reading this blog NOW and run to your nearest Rite Aid.
9. You know what ... no lacefronts, ever!

What are yalls Warm Weather Rules??