Sunday, October 27, 2013

Twerk Miley, Miley Twerk

So y'all still on this Miley Cyrus thing? Oh, nah? Well, I'ma comment anyways. 

So everyone is all up in arms about Miley twerking, being raunchy, acting Black (for serious?) and what not. But lemme tell y'all what, Miley is making a calculated move following in the footsteps of another one of the greatest voices of our generation: Rihanna. 

Follow me here. Rihanna broke into the music industry at like 15. She was a cute lil pop princess with a long flowy weave. She was on the brink of obscurity when she was rescued by Jay-Z who cut her hair, gave her some raunchy lyrics, and put her in a bustier. And years later, she's STILL. HERE.

Now, let's look at Miley. She started off as a Disney princess. She had long blond hair. (She can actually sing.) Her Disney show was over but she had to find a way to stay relevant. So, she chopped off her hair, started singing raunchy lyrics, and put on a bustier.  Next up for Miley, I predict a busted lip followed by probable drug usage.

And there you have it folks, the secret to fame...........

*Puts on bustier*

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