Just a quick post as I head out to watch the HarBowl....
Dear Non-sports fan (and yes I'm talkin to you ladies who fake chose a team for the DAY)
Stay out of my way today. If you don't know the difference between a touch down and a lay up, just sit down and eat your chicken wings. I hear there will be funny commercials and a really cute girl* performing at half time. As for the sports watching and trash talk, leave that to the professionals.
Signed,
A Professional
*Beyonce, I worship at your Louboutins...
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