If you couldn't tell from my pictures, I'm a bit on the top-heavy side. And because yall are my friends, I can speak honestly: yall gotta do better with your bras. I'm tired of walking down the street seeing yall looking a mess! So, here are Div's Rules to healthy, happy, perky breasts.
Rule #1: Your breasts should not greet me before you do; control those puppies.
Rule #2: Get measured. The statistic is something like 80% of women wear the wrong bra size. And yall do! I don't...because I get measure regularly. Also, go to a reputable place; not Victoria's Secret. Surprise surprise, Victoria's Secret is only concerned about getting you into their bras whether they fit or not.
Rule #3: Your straps should not dig into your skin. There's nothing more unsightly then the dark brown strap marks from years of wear and tear.
Rule #4: Lift & Separate! Your boobs and your belly button shouldn't be close friends. Also, you shouldn't have more than 2 breasts. Yall know what I'm talking about, the dreaded quad-boob and the often never seen, mythical sextuplet-boob.
Rule #5: I don't care how small you are, ALWAYS. WEAR. A. BRA.
Ok, yall got it??
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